Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare Movie Review

Director: John Fasano

Writer(s): Jon Mikl Thor

Starring: Jon Mikl Thor



What should be considered one of the worst movies in the history of our world lands the honor of being one of the best movies in the history of our world. Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare is special in its own right for how incredibly terrible it is and yet how incredibly awesome it is at the very same time.

The movie starring Canadian Heavy Metal artist Jon MIkl Thor (Intercessor, Murder at the Presidio) is one of the greatest times you and your friends can have while watching a movie. In fact if cheesy B movies are something you have ever had a fondness for then "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" is the greatest movie you have probably never yet seen.

I know this will not be the movie for everybody out there, but it damn well should be. It has become a tradition for my friends and I to induct select people into the "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" club. In this club we watch and appreciate the movie while getting completely wasted. The fun that you and your friends will have from start to finish is unexplainable.

I want the world to now know this hidden treasure exists so that many generation can go on to enjoy this amazing movie. The effects are cheesy, the acting is terrible, the nude scenes are disturbing, the script is awful, but the laughs are forever continuous as a result. You will likely spend most of your time contemplating whether or not they truly were making a bad movie on purpose or if they were just flat out bad at making movies from the start.

The video i have posted along with this review is a scene from the movie, and is only one of many classic scenes that are just awe inspiring. Jon Mikl Thor will forever be a god in my own personal opinion for making such a fantastic movie masterpiece. Anybody who thinks they know B movies does not truly know them until they have witnessed "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare". I plead with you to find a copy of this movie, buy a copy of this movie, and spread the word of this movie to everyone you know. I truly want "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" fever to sweep the entire planet.

It is time now for you all to tune your weapons, plug in a copy of this movie, sit back, and live to ROCK!!!!

My Rating:100%

Bad Santa Movie Review

Director: Terry Zwigoff

Writer(s): Glenn Ficarra & John Requa

Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Bernie Mac, John Ritter




It is time folks to put the kids to bed and finally watch a Christmas movie that is aimed at an adult audience. "Bad Santa" stars Billy Bob Thorton (The Astronaut Farmer, Monster's Ball, & Friday Night Lights), Bernie Mac (Ocean's Eleven, Soul Men), and the late John Ritter (Three's Company, Problem Child). This is hands down one of the finest Christmas movies that I have ever experienced in my entire life.

I could not stop laughing from the start of this movie until the very end of it. The cast pull off a brilliant piece of work here with this movie. What better could an adult ask for when it comes to this time of the season. Christmas never felt so comical.

Billy Bob Thornton pulls off one of the funniest performances on movie history as a convict posing as a Santa Claus at the mall. I may have to remind many people out there that this movie is by no means intended for children. The raunchy comedy delivers extreme vulgarity and crudeness the likes of which had never been seen in a Christmas movie.

If you are in the mood to laugh until it absolutely hurts then this is the perfect movie for you. This will by no means make you feel any bit of Christmas spirit, but I can guarantee you that the laughs will not stop and you will be satisfied. After the movie is done you too just may have a little thing for Santa Claus.

My Rating:95%