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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare Movie Review






Director: John Fasano

Writer(s): Jon Mikl Thor

Starring: Jon Mikl Thor



What should be considered one of the worst movies in the history of our world lands the honor of being one of the best movies in the history of our world. Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare is special in its own right for how incredibly terrible it is and yet how incredibly awesome it is at the very same time.

The movie starring Canadian Heavy Metal artist Jon MIkl Thor (Intercessor, Murder at the Presidio) is one of the greatest times you and your friends can have while watching a movie. In fact if cheesy B movies are something you have ever had a fondness for then "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" is the greatest movie you have probably never yet seen.

I know this will not be the movie for everybody out there, but it damn well should be. It has become a tradition for my friends and I to induct select people into the "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" club. In this club we watch and appreciate the movie while getting completely wasted. The fun that you and your friends will have from start to finish is unexplainable.

I want the world to now know this hidden treasure exists so that many generation can go on to enjoy this amazing movie. The effects are cheesy, the acting is terrible, the nude scenes are disturbing, the script is awful, but the laughs are forever continuous as a result. You will likely spend most of your time contemplating whether or not they truly were making a bad movie on purpose or if they were just flat out bad at making movies from the start.

The video i have posted along with this review is a scene from the movie, and is only one of many classic scenes that are just awe inspiring. Jon Mikl Thor will forever be a god in my own personal opinion for making such a fantastic movie masterpiece. Anybody who thinks they know B movies does not truly know them until they have witnessed "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare". I plead with you to find a copy of this movie, buy a copy of this movie, and spread the word of this movie to everyone you know. I truly want "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" fever to sweep the entire planet.

It is time now for you all to tune your weapons, plug in a copy of this movie, sit back, and live to ROCK!!!!

My Rating:100%






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